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Ganked from over at , I figured that most of my readership (ie. friends, relatives and of course my staff, groupies, and roadies) would enjoy the 'eau de old' as I did.
Baby Jessica Married

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SWAT Hand Signals
Personal favorite? “The imaginary bunny has new orders”
Definite roflcopter material.

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Thanks to for this link. I think I may have broken something…
Get Glasses
Not at all safe for work, but… very very worth watching.
And.. I'm inspired to get my eyes checked even sooner than previously anticipated.

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She gets a B+ for clever use of duct tape, though…

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Thanks to for helping me toward this meme, though I've been staying away from them in general. But I have one question…

Firecrotch

People Iced:
Fourteen

Car Bombs Planted:
Ten

Favorite Weapon
Automatic Weapons

Arms Broken:
Three

Eyes Gouged:
None. Pathetic.

Tongues Cut Off:
Twelve

Biggest Enemy:
Boopsie

Get Your HITMAN Name

…Firecrotch!? Would my arch-nemesis, that Do-Gooder Boopsie, have to carry around Monistat to thwart my evil plans?
Dude. I'm [...]

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Ace finally got the box I sent him and the kids yesterday.. he called, we talked. He suggested I call back around 8:30 pm so that I could chat with the kids..
That was at 3 or so.. talk about the longest 5 hours of my life.
When I called back, I recognized the tone of [...]

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Can I start a vocational school in Knoxville and call it the Tennessee Institute of Technology and Science?
The T-shirt sales alone would probably take care of my yearly salary.

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Having an application for the apartment I want in Knoxville sent to me.. figure it's best to get that ball rolling.. credit check, etc.
I will likely be screwed due to the credit check, but I'd rather know weeks before I arrive, than the day after.
Put in a @request to have my last character rostered [...]

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But having played the shit out of it this past weekend, what I do now is have fun creating new families.

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