Thanks to for helping me toward this meme, though I've been staying away from them in general. But I have one question…
Firecrotch
People Iced:
Fourteen
Car Bombs Planted:
Ten
Favorite Weapon
Automatic Weapons
Arms Broken:
Three
Eyes Gouged:
None. Pathetic.
Tongues Cut Off:
Twelve
Biggest Enemy:
Boopsie
Get Your HITMAN Name
…Firecrotch!? Would my arch-nemesis, that Do-Gooder Boopsie, have to carry around Monistat to thwart my evil plans?
Dude. I'm [...]
