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Practical Jokes My Body Likes to Play on Me.

My body: HOLY CRAP. You have to go pee. RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Get up, run across the building! This is an emergency! Yes, leave Vicki to handle the phones by herself, she will understand!!
Me: Holy shit, ok! OK! Fine! *run run run, 1/2 way there pause to think of dry things… [...]