This is probably primarily for you, allah_sulu, but anyone with a healthy enjoyment of Wrong will love it as well.
Entries Tagged as 'Humor'
I don’t recall this episode… (it’s a youtubish day)
July 4th, 2007 · No Comments
May I cry now?
July 4th, 2007 · No Comments
I just had to explain to the person I was ordering a pizza from what a hyphen is.
Him: Your full name on the card?
Me: liakela hyphen (the rest of my first name) (my last name)
Him: Is that (completely misspells my very plain, very easy, very Biblical name)
Me: No, it’s (duh, retard-o)
Him: Oh, ok. No, I [...]
Twitch.
June 6th, 2007 · No Comments
“Supposively“?
Not a fucking word, people.
Just because that’s how you say it, doesn’t mean that’s what it actually is.
Supposedly. Seriously.
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No one will really understand this, except for my coworker who doesn’t even read this. Ha!
May 2nd, 2007 · No Comments
But it makes me laugh anyway. So there.
And,
I suppose I could halfassedly explain, but that’ll likely make it less funny to me. If you know anything about NLP, then nuff said.
Anyway… whee. Going in for o.t. tonight. 8p-12a. Then back at 6a for my regular shift. Then working another 27 hours of ot over [...]
Hilarity ensues.
May 7th, 2003 · No Comments
I got this in my email today. It’s probably been bandied about on the net for years, but I thought it was amusing enough to share.
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter.Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating [...]
Tags: Humor
Interesting, if inflammatory
May 2nd, 2003 · No Comments
I had a WONDERFUL dream last night.
In my dream last night I watched and listened to a speech being given by President Bush on July 4, 2003. He said:
My fellow Americans…
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq’s regime has been completed. The discovery and destruction of all weapons of mass destruction have been covered [...]
‘00 Vocabulary
March 26th, 2003 · No Comments
Found this on another board, figured I’d share. Funny stuff.
SITCOMs: What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
SQUIRT THE BIRD: To transmit a signal to a satellite.
STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage that ends [...]
Tags: Humor
Bordello Battles
February 24th, 2003 · No Comments
http://www.bordellobattles.com?ref=Liakela
Medical humor, for the win.
January 7th, 2003 · No Comments
Just remembered something funny about yesterday.
So, I’m sitting in this really comfortable sedan-recliner thing while they’re trying to draw blood from the stone that is me, and this guy comes in; he’s also getting his pre-employment medical screening done. On the opposite wall, there are clear-doored cabinets, in which many many many small paper [...]
Proof that Theo is Evil
December 19th, 2002 · No Comments
**** THE PROOF THAT Theo IS EVIL ****
T H E O
20 8 5 15 - as numbers
2 8 5 6 - digits added
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2 [...]
Tags: Humor · Intros to Rachel



