www.liakela.com

This is probably primarily for you, allah_sulu, but anyone with a healthy enjoyment of Wrong will love it as well.

I just had to explain to the person I was ordering a pizza from what a hyphen is.
Him: Your full name on the card?
Me: liakela hyphen (the rest of my first name) (my last name)
Him: Is that (completely misspells my very plain, very easy, very Biblical name)
Me: No, it’s (duh, retard-o)
Him: Oh, ok. No, I [...]

“Supposively“?
Not a fucking word, people.
Just because that’s how you say it, doesn’t mean that’s what it actually is.
Supposedly. Seriously.
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But it makes me laugh anyway. So there.

And,

I suppose I could halfassedly explain, but that’ll likely make it less funny to me. If you know anything about NLP, then nuff said.
Anyway… whee. Going in for o.t. tonight. 8p-12a. Then back at 6a for my regular shift. Then working another 27 hours of ot over [...]

I got this in my email today. It’s probably been bandied about on the net for years, but I thought it was amusing enough to share.
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter.Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating [...]

I had a WONDERFUL dream last night.
In my dream last night I watched and listened to a speech being given by President Bush on July 4, 2003. He said:
My fellow Americans…
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq’s regime has been completed. The discovery and destruction of all weapons of mass destruction have been covered [...]

Found this on another board, figured I’d share. Funny stuff.

SITCOMs: What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
SQUIRT THE BIRD: To transmit a signal to a satellite.
STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage that ends [...]

http://www.bordellobattles.com?ref=Liakela

Just remembered something funny about yesterday.
So, I’m sitting in this really comfortable sedan-recliner thing while they’re trying to draw blood from the stone that is me, and this guy comes in; he’s also getting his pre-employment medical screening done. On the opposite wall, there are clear-doored cabinets, in which many many many small paper [...]

**** THE PROOF THAT Theo IS EVIL ****
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20 8 5 15 – as numbers
2 8 5 6 – digits added
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